They're the ones that start with no clean knickers. The thong day has you rummaging through your underwear draw in search of just 1 pair, but no.
Ah ha!! The ironing pile will save me!! And after ten minuets of hunting through the tower of fabric waiting in vain to one day be crease free!! You are now stood naked with not an inch of bedroom floor visible!!
In your panicked state of desperation, You briefly contemplate wearing a pair out the wash bin. Before returning to the knicker draw.
FOR GOD SAKE THERE MUST BE ONE PAIR STILL IN THERE!!!!!!
and that's when you discover it. Hiding in the depths of beyond. That ridiculous, lacy, 2 sizes too small. Thong, leftover from a bygone you :/
It will have to do. You concede defeat and accept today will just have to be a thong day.......
Your naked pre-schooler comes and sits on your nice clean bed...........after not wiping his bum properly!!!!!!!!!!!
Of course he has, today's a thong day.....
You try to feed the offspring but there's no milk and only the soggy ends of the bread!!!!!!
Of course there is, today's a thong day.......
You open the living room door and step bare foot into a pile of cold cat sick!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, today is most definitely A. THONG. DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
