So its been a dry old autumn from me. Yet again it seems I have fallen off the blogging bandwagon....

So what's been occurring?

The youngest small has started school!!! I am childfree between 9am and 3pm. And I appear to be surviving!!!

My womb didn't shrivel up and fall out on on that first dreaded school run ;)

And my arms have found other uses. No longer needed to wipe snot encrusted noses. Or blood soaked knees.....

They've discovered the 30 day shred ;) and as usual with exercise they're not doing very well :/
I  began on day 1 by discovering that I don't actually own the equipment required for exercise. ...

So I improvised by wearing almost see through  "primark special" leggings. And a vest. I looked in the mirror and thought "fuck get that dvd on quick!!!"

So im bounding about in my own living room with 2 tins of smart price beans in place of weights. My tits have given up trying to assassinate me and have fucked off somewhere else.......

Gillian the Nazi American is screaming at me from my TV. .........and Im screaming back at her!!!!! (Only in my head tho as I actually can't take in oxygen at this point!!!!)

All is going well and I can feel the flab literally flying off my body!!!!!......and winding me as it lands back down with an almighty WHACK!!!!

And then the fucking delivery man knocks the door!!!!!

Shit, im going to have to answer it. He will have seen me leaping round the living room like im on drugs, on his way down the front steps!!!!!

Im so out of breath I don't know how I didn't collapse on him!!!!

He takes one look at me and says "I can't work out what your saying" then thrusts a large box into my babyless arms. .....

I need to breed again before I do myself an injury.......