Don't panic, I'm not moving house again...........yet ;) And I'm already divorced, so there's no fear of that either!! No, what the title refers to is the fact that I am now the mother of a 7 year old!!!!!!! I know, UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!! that and we are once again infested with the little critters that like to live in children's hair :(So we've been having lots of fun. We've been de-fleeing each other which has also cleared up some of the cradle cap on Henry's head :)
Each and every morning my offspring queue up for a good old fashioned scalping with the little metal comb. I get great satisfaction from laying the evictee's out on a piece of crystal white kitchen roll. Luckily the sailor is somewhat folically challenged so you would spot any nits a mile off. Still not a nice job and even more disheartening that this latest episode means polly is using up all my hairspray in an attempt to stop others catching her dreaded nits!!!
check out some of our 2012 spring anti-nit hair collection, on the right hand side
So anyway, Getting back to the birthday boy!!!!!! 7!!!!!!!!!! seriously how did that even happen??
Stanley has been so excited it is untrue!! and to quote him, he has "been waiting his whole life to be 7!!"
everything he does is because he is 7 now. He even stopped a lady on the way to school to tell her he has to use an electric toothbrush now he is 7 (no Stan mummy just buys shit presents)
And he is now a responsible pet owner. The proud owner of a 10week old Hamster named Nibbles.
And I am left in disbelief and awe whenever i see the sensitive, clever, caring and capable young boy he has become.(this last line may get edited out depending on how successful the fortnight Easter holidays are).
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